Yippee Calloo Callay!

You have reached the foot hill of the mountains.
You are most welcome
More than worthy
.

Monday 11 October 2010

Nice one.

Nice one
Do you ever look out at the sights and want to stop and just paint
then paint my friend paint
you dont even need paint
or paper
nearby there will be a bin
perhaps a stick
you can put the end of the stick in some water
than doodle your celebration on the floor
or even on a pad
wahey a newspaper
leafs falling from the trees
i like to let them be
they drop so perfectly
of course if i wanted to i could crumble them to dust in my hands
mix orange leafs
with brown ones and greens
in between thumb and four finger
crunching crinkling
scented sprinkles
little tiny pieces
grounded fine
new new life
different coloured leaf dust in small saucer pots
snowing in like flour mounds
cascading itty bitty
through the teeny holes in a sieve
beet of root earth
some shadows
some sun
wet mud mixed with dry
whatevers at hand
green grass
shavings from a silve dire coke tin
bit of silver
bit of red
stir it up
rits ti pu
a brush a stick
one finger one thumb
whatever
celebration drawing
into a pad
or maybe
ill just bake an ickle nature pie
mud pies mud pie
mud bath mud baths
mucky pups mucky pup
finger lick painting mucky pups!

we aint painting to win some prize
just to have fun
and share
tick tocking ticking
time
passing by
wahey senses alive
feels good to stroke each hair
hey nice hat man
whoah hey girl nice cheetah pattern on your shoes
your friends cats way cool too
whoah other people, hey, howdie doo,
like it or lump it
hows about love it
i aint bothered if not
although when you (other people) love it and smile its a proper brucy bonus, zipadee doo dah, wubbly wahey top, tip, top, plippity plop,
cozz then i get to say nice one bruvva, nice one sister,
double belter helter skelter, hats on hats off
loud and true.

ps
Get yourself to the Jackson Five Rollo Disco Globe - tickets half price - and they started off free - Presents and Suprises for everybody

Pps
The roller skates are on me, you can even take them home, if you dont have a home, alls roly poly monkey dust magic gravy, the skates are like pidgeons yeah, homing device built in, feet strapped, let go, theyll take you there, - You wont forget to enjoy the show.

PPps
Yes! Your not hallunacating the dancing clapping monkeys are totaly real. Monkeys like to skate round having fun at roller disco parties. Bonobo. Wah-he. Nice one Bonobo's you super sexy monkeys, youve given me a new story, feel it in my entire mind soul and body, the story of the monkey, each species same different, shining souls, baboon, contrast to orang a tang, might the story be about some monkey warrior, uniting the monkey clans, for some mission or another, to build a rocket ship to japan, who knows, totaly the exciting part, will there be peace loving monkey tribes, some all for war, bearded, bald, easy peasy, the stories are in their fur movements and faces, aiiiieeee! One month in a jungle sat with monkeys is all the time ill need, hooray, new animal friends, new species, new story, and ive got twenty four years, six world cups before i retire, whooopee, i aint got a clue exactly what the monkey tribes story will be but to coin a phrase from, David Lister, (total hats off to red dwarf - the boys from the dwarf look after their crew) clkkk chkkk, lock and load magic pen, your born, you die, but life the bit in the middle, thats the good stuff, roobey groobey doobey dee, hey frankestein krispies krispies, life thats the exciting part, and its going to be a whole lot of fun finding out. (Suprise for Lister – the boys end up in an alternative reality, Lister meets an alternative female version of himself, what with the normal rules of physics being flipped into reverse, it meant Lister David got pregnant and the cat got a dog unlucky for some, its also how Listers twin sons Bexley and Speed were born, Rimmer, oh rimmer, how he said, you said, Listie you said, it was going to be a lot of fun finding out how you were going to get two twins when there wasn’t a single women a board this ship and how right you were, how right you were , i love the scrapes and hi jinx Lister and friends get involved in, and im glad that there still outthere journeying through space, and that it wasn’t all saving the universe and running from monsters, whey! they got to spend some well earned time on the planet of the nymphomaniacs (the planet of the gorgeous nymphomaniacs is some mighty fine planet by the way – and will take up a chapter or two, maybe three in the latest edition of the hitchhikers guide that im working on as a tribute for Douglas Adams, and of course to help out any inter galactic travellers, or it might just take up one sentence, all the guide has to say on the planet of the nyymphomaniacs, is, go there, and remember to bid your loved ones a fond farewell because it may be quite some time before (if ever) you return,

ps - special message going out through and across all the stars, crkkk all intergalctic races, time travellers, funky cosmic explores, get yourself to the this here earth year 2010 toutes suite (quick sticks) its well banging! crkkk

pps If theres anyone out there that says the words be quick to their dog or dogs when theyve let their dog or dogs outside to go for a poo, or a leak, i salute you,

and if anyone noticing the phrase be quick said in frech is turned into toot sweet, so says toot sweet instead of be quick and in fact on doing so begins only speaking to their dog in french therby, transforming their dog into quite the romeo on the block, apart from of course if they and their dog (jaques) live on the same block as tramp, nice one tramp, nice one - ill eat my hat with a kinfe and fork, or a yoghurt put and a spoon, depending on whats closest to hand.

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