Yippee Calloo Callay!

You have reached the foot hill of the mountains.
You are most welcome
More than worthy
.

Thursday 28 June 2012

With the lights out.

With the lights out

Planting seeds inside your heads
somethings growing
feel the outside of your body
have you changed
every smoke
thats ends up stubbed out in an ashtray
is a smoke
that could have been stubbed out
on your leg
when im with you
i can really feel it growing
take a look
you can see the change
someone is speaking
but your not listening
here we are now
with all the time in the world
left to play

Monkey See and Monkey Do.

Monkey See and Monkey Do


Keep burning them alive till you feel human
on the outside you can feed a itch
on the inside somethings growing
you burnt her cozz you thought she was a witch

people that live in glass houses
always seem to the throw the biggest rocks
if you kick a dog
does that make you human
just like if you judge me
by the colour of my skin
is it all part of the condition
sat at the bar
there goes another drink
now im thinking
are you really human
and whether
human really is the thing to be
maybe some of us are more so
than the others
i dont know how many different types
there are
and sometimes your more collective
than individualistic
though most of the time
you believe in the tribe of one
and have you ever noticed
some body calling some body else a sheep
theyve even used it on an advert
if i was polish i might say
dimey boo-shakah
thats just like calling a ship a sheep

keep burning them alive till you feel human
on the outside you can feed a itch
on the inside somethings growing
you burnt her cozz you thought she was a witch
is that what makes you human
just like if you judge me
by the colour of my skin
is it all part of the condition
sat at the bar
there goes another drink

now its got me thinking
who is it that chooses to be a sheep
is this like the matrix
the blue pill or the red
but the more
i talk to people
i realise its just words
that others are saying
echos im counting in my sleep
although one day this might happen
i will never call you a sheep,
your a sheep
your a sheep
your a cuckoo
your a fox
your a battery
your a rat

it was all just a part of the condition
i guess maybe i am a human too
as i watch my mother burning
flames bringing her to life
inside my heart is beating
who is it that decides
because on one hand
i could write redemption
on the other i could write revenge
on one hand i could write your my enemy
on the other i could write my friend
If you built a big enough bonfire
could you burn them all
and how much of an individual are you?
is it you against the whole wide world
are you the only one that gets it
everybody else is wrong
would you rather be a dog than human
would you rather be a human dog
and did you see her burning
was it your eyes that watched the flames
would you please tell me what you were thinking
id be interested to know
even more than if you knew her name
just out of curiosity
honestly not to judge
so i suppose
maybe it doesn't really matter
what you say or think at all
but if you kick a dog
are you human
or are you something else
is this all just a part of the condition
can i truly sacrifice something
for someone other than myself
with no expectation of reciprocation
give everything to take nothing back
i could build lots and lots of glass houses
you could throw the biggest stones
lets celebrate our birthdays
everyday we die
outside theres something growing
inside you can feel the itch
id rather be dead than human
and why did they burn her
is it all a part of the condition
or was it just because
someone started a fire
and please could you tell me
how many of you really
thought she was a witch

Monday 25 June 2012

Grandeur.

Grandeur

So you think im a dick
thats ok
i dont mind if you think im a dick
as long as you truly believe and am sure im a dick yourself
and its not someone else that has convinced you im a dick
and yeah it would be nice to see your evidence of my being a dick
seeing as im convinced that all my behaviour towards and interaction with you
has been completely positive and in fact the total opposite of being a dick
i mean another way of looking at it would be
your a dick...
or how about
hes a dick
shes a dick
everyones a fucking dick
i could go one step further into delusional mentality
and say im the only one thats not a dick in a world full of dicks
but that would probably being going too far
alright so you think im a dick
ok fuck it yeah all right im the biggest dick in the whole fucking world,
so fucking what.
- hows about a more alternative ending...
Bite me.


Some of us are vampires.

Some of us are vampires

A screw is just a screw
until you call a screw a fuck
a fuck is just a fuck
until you call it making love
make it like a make it like a
nake in naked love
mating like a lion making
make in make in
love
this screw was just a screw
until i called the screw
a fuck
the fuck was just a fuck
until we caught it
making love
an apple was an apple
sitting in a tree
a bruise is just a bruise
my seed inside your  skin
Mother!
Nauture is a whore
her hunger games begin
lost boys will be lost girl
let the right one in

Saturday 23 June 2012

Lyrics.

Lyrics


One.


You are safe
And you can see
The only whay its meant to be
 no-one tells you what to do
The only one that knows is you
And you can give out love for free
The only way its meant to be
and when you work out
That you are him
And he is you
Well what the hells your supposed to do
And Did somebody say 
Its such a sunny day,
Sunny -- day.

Two.

Call up the doctor
Then disconnect your phone
The Eskimos are coming
for the ice thats all alone
At the bottom of the freezer
Waiting for a drink
Busking out of suitcases
Never go to sleep
Were waiting for the pitcture
Waiting for the verve
will they ever listen
will they ever learn
pretending that they hear you
but theyve never heard a word
drifting in the quiet
dripping off to sleep
they are
dripping in the quiet
drifting off to sleep.

Three.

Yes is knowing
No is guessing
Something in the art of fessing
Everybody likes it messy
Messy weather what a blessing
Muck it up
Muck it up
Lets all be the mucky pups
Mucky pups
Mucky pups
Fucking monkeys
Muck it up
And if ive got a secret
Is a favourite game
You might never get the answer
But your always glad your played
Like ive got this question Ive really got to ask you
But then Ill keep you hanging
Isn’t it a wonder
Muck it up
Muck it up
Lets all be the mucky pups
Mucky pups
Mucky pups
Fucking monkeys
Muck it up

Four

And Clouds do whatever the fuck they want to do
And clouds do just whatever the fuck they want to do.
And clouds do whatever the fuck they want to do
Clouds do…


Five

Baby!  Tell me everything that you want me too
            I said Baby!
Tell me everything that your waiting for
Oh baby
Everything you ever want ill do
Baby
Ever wondered if love has played a game like this before
Cozz baby
only one of us can stop the other
Walking out this door
And baby
I wasn’t looking
But somehow
This spell has found me
Now I know much more
Than I knew before.


Six

Whos fit Whos fit
Your fit im fit
Whos it whos it
Im it your it
Square peg
Square peg
Round round hole
Round round round round round round holes
Lose it
Choose it
Move it
Make it
Wake it
Bake it
Take it
Shake it
Moving
Choosing
Abusing
Making
Waking
Taking
Baking
Shaking
Your fit im fit
Whos it your it
Im it your it
Whos fit im fit
Square peg
Square peg
Round round hole
Round round round round round round holes.


Seven

Im not uptight
I aint a critic
I like it
and that’s the business
if you want it
come and get it
because theres nothing better
this side of living
there are drugs in my bag
my bag is drugs
the best one of all
is a drug called love
and heavy heavy heavy heavy
yes yes yes
heavy  heavy heavy heavy
yes yes yes
and eavy eavy heady heady
everyone have sex
eddie eddie heady heady
everyone have sex


Number Eight

Theres something I should tell you
No bodys in my head
Theres someone ive forgotten
Everything she said
Seemed a broken mirror
Wasn’t all my fault
And nobody can cure me
cozz I don’t want the cure
and nobody can kill me
because im already dead
so why must you save me
I don’t want to be saved
If you say that you were born ready
Then nothing needs to change
And isn’t nothing something
Someone said to me
Mouthing words
Without speaking
Even Hitler dreamed
Even Hitler even Hitler even Hitler dreamed
and john lennon once told me
violence is let out on the street
whilst making love is kept behind closed doors
so nobody can see
that open eyes are acting
eyes dancing with blind eyes
across the stage
whilst magpies keep on picking
shiny things the magpie way
Cuckoo took her eggs
to a nest she never made
and its Bob Marley who told me
its not the bird that sings the best
before i became a cactus in a desert
waiting to get wet
a oasis lotus blossom flower
smoke another ciggerette 
and whats that the vultures are singing...
even hitler even hitler 
Odd odd child


Nine


Could you tell me why you never call
I thought I saw you in the water fall
Walking backwards
Late one night
Both eyes closed
Just like your mind
An open mind
Is an open book
An open book
has no lock
Why don’t I burn the pages
So no-one can see
Why don’t I burn the pages
So no-one can see
Burn the pages
So no-one can see
Im out-out-out out of gas
Magic every single time
Melt in melt in melting cheese
Please read my diary
Read my diary please
Look through all of my things
Look through all of my things
Look through all of my things
And figure me out.


Ten

Ever wanted to kiss a guy
Ever wanted to kiss a guy
I don’t know why
But the only time
I ever wanted to kiss a guy
was when I read, trainspotting
sick boy sick boy didn’t understand
but it turned her on and that was the plan
she thought it was cool
cooler than that Maxi Jazz shit
shaken and stirred
just like my tea
james bonds the one that copied me
and if you don’t pay rent
is your name renton
renton renton wheres the rent
rent boy rent boy wheres the rent
did you think money was heaven sent
rent boy rent boy wheres the rent
slipping back into heroin
im slipping back into heroin
heroin my heroin
is slipping back into heroin


Eleven

Excuse me
I saw you
From you over there
Would you like some ice cream
Would you like to take a lick
Of my ninenty nine
You can have the whole stick
Lets go twos
Half for me
And half for you
But now its gone past twos
you’ve taken it to saves
so you might aswell finish the whole thing of your self
self self self self self made
your self self self self self self made


Twelve

A lamp is just a lamp
Without a lampshade
A lamp is just a lamp
Without a lampshade
People getting larey
Its not scary
My Heads getting kicked in
But im still lareing
Whats a cunt
Whos a cunt
Im a cunt you’re a cunt
Were all cunts
Your all cunts
You fucking Batty Cunt
Can you work out how to turn the light off
On and off and on without a switch
Looking up I can feel my nose break
Never took a beating like this one before
Whilst inside your body somethings growing
On the outside you can feel the itch
Now this is a tricky situation
To live or die or die or die or live
Scratch scratch scratch in concentration
I can feel you
Picket till you bleed in every stitch
Picket till you bleeding every stitch
Pick it till you breathe in every stitch.
Pick it till you believe in every stich.
The rabbits running in the ditch.

Sleeve--

------- Yes is knowing, no is guessing, ------ death is sweet and life is bitter ----- was abortion really the answer -------- whats the secret question I want to ask her???

(if anyone can guess the question I want to ask her – its going to be hard, but yeah doable, the opposite of soft and unusable, I will - what will I do, well exactly what it is i have to do, and yes of course ill eat my hat, all my hats, and everybodies hats, - on the bus on the bus on the bus on the bus, just to limit things a bit, roll up roll up, someone go to the shop and buy more baccy, one clue – the girl the important question is for is called Zoe – that’s a massive clue…  Too many clues not enough drugs  - (the original Parker Games slogan for Cluedo)  Didnt Fly.  It was blatantly Professor Plum.



Tuesday 19 June 2012

Silly.

Silly

S & M is your friend
pain will never hurt again

Universal Solder.

Universal Solder

No is guessing
yes is knowing
yes is knowing
no is guessing


12 Monkeys.

12 Monkeys

Everyone feels its contagious
the new disease is getting famous

Monday 18 June 2012

Clobber.

Clobber

You pretty stupid bunny with that
silly little dummy
 in your ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma mouth so spit it out
gummy bears are funny cozz they never ever worry
they just
Woking Woking
boing boing
bounce bounce bounce

Thursday 7 June 2012

Easy.

Easy

Your hot but your no no Nancy Sinatra
 your hot hot hot but your no no Nancy arnt you
 take a step off of your stupid little throne
throw away your heavy heavy crown babe 
shut your eyes 
cool down your mind
and see your not the only one 
were all hot 
hot hot hot like Nancy Sinatra 
and then learn how to say yes
instead of no
nothings the matter