Yippee Calloo Callay!

You have reached the foot hill of the mountains.
You are most welcome
More than worthy
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Wednesday 10 November 2010

A magical date to the tate.

A magical date to the tate

Fuck a doodle doo, fuck a doodle doo

Darling would you like to visit the tate
oh darling that would be splendid
maybe we could go for a walk down the river
oh i do love the river so
darling would you like to smash some windows
oh yes yes i love the sound of breaking glass
perhaps you would like to throw this molotov cocktail
oh sweet heart how did you know
mmm the sweet smell of petrol
thats my favourite perfume
darling perhaps you’d like to dance and rave to these banging tunes
oh yes yes this is wonderful
i never want to leave
lets smash down this wall
how about we kill someone
lets hurl fire extinguishers into the crowd together
anything anything
this is paradise
smash
its so beautiful
oh wont you marry me
i will i will
ive just got to plant a bomb under the house of lords
will you wait for me at the sit in on parliament square
i will, i will, i will hurl bricks threw windows, graffiti my message on the walls, i will waltz through the click click whirrs of strobe lighting camera flash and then i will wait amongst the swaying trees under the moon and starry starry night until you are safely in my arms again
Ok sweetness and light, i best dash, ive got a system to destroy, ill be with you again by the time big ben strikes midnight, and then we and the world can live as one
just one last kiss before i go
tick tick tick...

aww mate see the poor geezer jinxed it there, he well shouldnt have said, last kiss, tick tick... KaBOOm!

Remember remember
the month of November
Stuff gets blown up a lot

There was once upon a time
a civil war in england

Revolution can happen
There are ways and means

Only thing is
Sometimes this is quite crucial
What exactly is it that your fighting for?

The first rule of fight club is.

ps

why is trainspotting called train spotting?

Remember remember the fith of november
seriously its a date worth remembering
some dudes tried to take down the system

Whether they were wrong or right is kind of irrelevant
stuff very nearly got blown to kingdom come, and when bombs go off, the world, and a lot of lifes in it are changed forever and ever and ever

pps
The banana sunshine party
does not condone violence in any way well not least baby pram wah wah violence
evidently we understand there comes a time when anger builds up enough to cause people to fight and people will fight, a while back after a load of civilians were mowed down by machine gun fire a few people in India got the hump and burnt some stuff down and smashed up the place, fair enough you might think, they had some justified anger and that rage has got to be channelled somewhere,

so although we at the banana sunshine party are anti-violence and all for peace, we do understand that sometimes some pretty heavy shit goes down and its going to need more than a punch into a pillow to sort it out, on the other hand, we in no way ever and will always be happy to say that we never condone, murder, destruction, or devastation, especially so when it’s pointless and leads nowhere, and takes away news coverage from more pressing issues, thankfully no-one is dead as a result of the Milbank super party, and injuries can be recovered from, and all talk of bombs and blowing up stuff in this circumstance is fiction.
If only that ran true across the board.

ppps
Mass respect to the sweeper those who clear up all the broken glass, you deserve to wear gryphons upon your chest

Fuck a doodle doo

Fuck a doodle doo is another version of cock a doodle doo, it carries with it a different vibe to your usual rooster alarm clock - salty, salty, salty.

Hooray for baked potatoes
hooray for baked potatoes
hooray for spaghetti hoops
lets cover the lot with cheese.

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