My letter to Brett.

Nope no Mr Troster

And I’m not a USB toaster either,

Although come to think of it I am quite hungry a USB toaster wouldn’t be such a bad idea right now

Nurse I need a toaster

And some bread, maybe a little butter, hell maybe a lot of butter, and while you’re at it could you plump up my pillows, well thank you sweet heart,

You’re an angel.

Wait a minute those aren’t wings, are they horns, a pitchfork!!!

A tail?

Well nursey I think i might just have got me a new hit record

Uh huh huh...

Click here for the punch line

I actually meant click below for the

Punch Line