Monkey and Donkey.

Look who it is it’s that donkey

Who gets tricked by the monkey

One day monkey was in need of some smoke

So he sent donkey up the mountain

Donkey thought that monkey was making him go and buy tea

Yes that’s right donkey said monkey half way up the mountain will be a man who will sell you some tea

Little did donkey know that half way up the mountain behind the hut with the baby sleeping in a hanging basket

That the man he was sent to meet was growing field after field of weed not tea.

Stop come in rest have a drink said the man to Donkey.

Would you like to buy some tea?

Yes monkey sent me for tea let’s have a look.

And the man pulled out a big block of weed more than you could carry in your arms

For Donkey to put on his back

And sent him onwards up the mountain and down the other side,

After much Tibetan bread with honey, no water but lots of tea,

Donkey came to a runway and boarded a little plane,

Flying high above the Himalaya without a care

Until he was brought back down to earth

Not realising his bags where to be searched

For Donkey wasn’t all donkey, he worked out that the tea wasn’t tea but weed after he tried his first cup, cheeky tea drinking Donkey

The customs official delved into Donkeys pack,

And Donkey who was high became a little tense

What’s this? Said the official who had an out there moustache

Uh Oh Donkey thought I’m for the chop, they’ll use my decapitated head, in a second rate gangster flick, they’ll take my rump and BBQ it on a fire, Eeyore Eeyore

Unfortunately for donkey Eeyore was busy with his starring role in A.A Milne’s wonderful Winnie the Pooh but

Miracle upon high

The customs official pulled out not a bar of weed but Donkeys bar of soap

What’s this, the customs man repeated,

Oh said Donkey that, that’s just soap

Soap?

You know for cleaning

Cleaning?

Donkey mimed washing to the customs man,

But the customs man was having none of it

He twirled his hairy out there moustache and arrested Donkey on the spot, for carrying the suspicious soap about his person

It really was just soap.

Because you see the Customs man was Monkey in disguise, hence the moustache

Arresting Donkey meant he got to keep all the weed to himself and for free, as well as being arrested Donkey had to pay his friend who looked like the customs man but minus one moustache all the supposedly lost money too, for being so foolish in buying weed instead of tea,

What’s more Monkey got a bar of soap to boot,

That’s why all the smiling village mountain children sing

Oh Yar Yi Oh

Oh Yar Yah Eee

I am a monkey,

You are a donkey,

We are chimpanzee.