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And news just in – President Obama has gone AWOL

Ok listeners right now we’re heading over to Dr Matt Griving who’s broadcasting live in front of the tiny little wrought iron fence outside of the white house,

that’s right were heading to Washington D.C the capital of the United States of America and the world.

“Hey Matt don’t try and climb over that fence”,

Thanks for the heads up Kent,

Hi listeners Matt Griving here,

Some light news to kick off

It appears that President Obama dropped the ball on his recent trip to a Piggly wiggly; maybe he should have paid more attention to “The Grapes of Wrath”.

I repeat the White House is all out of gummi bears,

In more pressing news, our universe has become merged with the Walt Disney universe, please don’t panic I warn you to stay calm as I reveal to you that at this moment in time the President is missing,

So far no news on President Obama’s current whereabouts, please I once again remind you to remain calm, rumours are that he’s been replaced with something or someone out of the Walt Disney world...

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