Now you know our ABC's.

Now you know our ABC's

This is just to let you know that for your personal listening pleasure

KWBL radio will be in session again live from the moon next week...

And of course every week thereafter until,

A: Our hands fall off, although we could type with our nose's.

B:We die

C: Our experimental suspicions into listening repeatedly to Nirvana's Never Mind evolve into fruitation and we reach enlightenment.

D: We reach enlightenment to such a great extent that we become like Quaver's and float off into out of space

E: Our heads explode

F: The penguins that live on the moon continue their pointless war against the KWBL studios they break in and take everyone hostage – in which case please send the squid and fish to the sea of tranquillity

G: We fail the are you a human computer word test, realise we are all penguins, and decide to wage a pointless war on KWBL radio.

H: Two oh

I: Lose my marbles and have to return to never never land in search of them

G: Err durr brrrr errrr ummm

J: Somebody got lost

K: Somehow our brains are removed from our bodies so we still have the use of our hands but we cannot think of a single thing to write

L: A super hackers take over the internet and destroy every computer on the moon.

M: Nasa land a rocket on top of the KWBL studios again - p.s thanks for all the monkeys, shame about the penguins

N: We get eaten by one of those giant spiders thats sitting in the sky – you might call their eyes stars

O: bla dee o blaa dah Desmond decides to run a barrow in the market place, and marry's a girl named Molly who is a singer in a band.

P: That reminds me

Q: Colombo works out from asking questions that it was us that assassinated JFK even though we have a ridiculously water-tight alibi – remember when assassinating that you’ve got to sass it

R: We get addicted to techno

S: We all get married have kids, and join a world where blogging is no longer a part of our lifes

T: Milk and two sugars please

D:

U: Join the penguins in their war against KWBL radio and lead them to victory with an inspirational speech a les braveheart

V: We are all banned from the whole of the internet for reasons un specified and the date that the ban will be lifted is never

W: xyz


And now you know our abc`s.