Omegle.

Omegle

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: shazam!
You: kapow ooooh
You: i am the genie
Stranger: asl?
You: of allah kabuddah
You: i am older than time
You: i can grant you three wishes
You: oh royal sultana-ness
Stranger: asl?
You: i am older than the earth - i have no gender
You: i live in a lamo
You: lamp
You: last seen in bagdhad
You: i am blue
You: for you
Stranger: where are from?
You: to grant you wishes
You: i was invented by saleem the stroyteller
You: ali babar stole me from the sultan of ava banana
Stranger: turkey?
You: yes i have seen it
You: traveling through space and time
You: so my new master
You: oh royal highnessness
You: what would you like see
Stranger: what s your nname?
You: my name is LotsOf
You: - spots ribbit hop croak frogs -
Stranger: ı like nude girl
You: you would like a nude girl
You: ok thats easy enough
You: let it be - (whats your name)
Stranger: yavuz
You: let it be that yavuz will be with a nude girl before the sun next sets and the new moon rise
You: there you go wish one done
You: one nude girl heading your way
Stranger: are you have facebook account?
You: what is facebook
Stranger: talk
Stranger: think share there
You: i gotta go
You: you got two more wishes if your quick
Stranger: ı want to see ypur photo
You: no photos
Stranger: why
You: first rule of being a genie
You: you have one wish
You: left
Your conversational partner has disconnected.