No.

Knot

An ode to vampires

todays bogey man
is tomorows transalvalnian tran sexual
cough cough
i mean vampire
or vampryress
as the more toothy
of our toothy friends like to be known
charming
lord putzah
how dare you seek to string row to robe
roost to ruin
row to row of your boat gently down the stream
merrily merrily
garlick
a steak a steak my kingdom for a steak
and make sure its bloody
across the screen
where thou art thou dracula
thats easy for you to say
this has become a mockery
vampires dont wear capes anymore
i knew there was something about batman
suck-eth
i mean pow
pow-eth was only used in that highly obscure medievil episode of batman and you cant expect anyone else to have seen that only a handfull of square pegs in a cracked box of, take a pause for breath, holy mercy some of that sweet light lovely air, half a dozen, would have seen it,
blinkers on
hes worse than Albert
my last appearance was in lost boys
and even without dodgy lyrics we were beginning to suck
and i dont mean on young milk right virgins
who had had the experience of milking a cow or two under their belts
chance would be a fine thing
im putting the record on now
excellent
atmospheric
spooky i remember
dodgy lyrics
black house will rock
blind boys dont lie
the walls scream and hear
cry little sister
thou shall not fall
come come to your brother
though shall not pass
yeeeeeaaaahhaaiir
un emphasise on the un chain me sister
thou shall not feel
love is with your brother
thou
oh yeeaaaaiiiirrrraaahhhiirr
shall not kill
oh in that case i better hang up my wings
and play some Lynyrd Skynrd
it takes a while
but soon youll get to the bit i like
(The End!)
yes yes very dry
do you want a martini
id like a bianca
shut up here it comes
(sound of human imatating an electric guitar...
whaauunnngggg whaaaauum whaauumm
badly)
and i thought cats were bad
vampires the title is bloody vampires (no its knot)
oh dont worry about them
did you know Lynrd Skynrd wrote this song all about the emotional battleground that is the experience of changing a babys dyper,
and having said baby pee all over your face,
yes you were to blame darling,
whaaow whaaow whaaoow!!!!!!!!
im like a speeding car full of pshyco clowns about to get shot up by a policed barricade
just keep rolling your hands over each other in the style of a monkey drummer
thanks for the tip
checkity check chick check checkity chick check check and Platypuss Bill please
Hello im Platypuss Bill how would you like your tea
milk and two sugars please
chickity check it out
boop!
ill have mine like James Bond
shaken not stirred
word
extreme guitar solo
(above example is of the proper use and only intended situation for the use of the word extreme ever written, Douglas, The house that smoked a hundred things. 2011)
i could have made a real cup of tea by now
im still rolling my hands over like a monkey drummer
is this even a poem
its free verse
what
its 2012 not 2011 dummy
free verse
free verse
no no free bird
man this concerts loud!
free verse
free bird
free bird?
yeah yeah free bird
Free Bird!
Free hugs!
i cant chaaii--eee-aaa-eee-aaaa-eeee-aaaa-nge
he wasnt very good at making change
(which is why he got sacked from the post office,)
the end
really?
dont push it. It wont go very far. What did Huggs he do?
"To get back to the warning that I received. You may take it with however many grains of salt that you wish. That the brown acid that is circulating around us isn't too good. It is suggested that you stay away from that. Of course it's your own trip. So be my guest, but please be advised that there is a warning on that one, ok?" Letter from Laughing duck to the Falling Squirrels, - Dear Paul,
Something is happening in Corinth.

Us Department of Justice
Drug Enforcement Administration
Karen P. Tandy
www.dea.gov

Todays Dea arrest of Laughing Duck a.k.a Daffy, a.k.a lifes a beach, aka Falling Squirrel publisher of the magazines cannabis tastes good, smoke it! - and co founder of the legalize cannabis organisation group - is a significant blow not only to the marijuana trafficking trade in the U.S and Canada, but also to the legalize cannabis movement.

Huh-huh-huh, Dude she said blow.