Letter to Lord of the potatoes
LordSpudz
hello and welcome
your delightful welcome hello post
has me charmed
so in the manner of all truly horrible people
ive decided or it made me, i was forced your honour, not guilty
to write a poem in defence of our toothy friends
hippies
i mean vampires
i beseetch you not to read it
for its contents are trully horrible
on ear and eye
ive only just found out your from Norwich
and your name isnt lord putzah but lord spuds
if id known your were one of those
truly wonderfull people from norwich
i never would have embarked upon
such a long winded crook full of crack pot
im going to give everyone a days warning
(its really is garbage)
theres going to be a big mess to clean up
or as my uncle would say
a nasty accident
yours unthreatingly
Daffy,
(it would be later known that this was in fact the last thing Daffy ever wrote - written from his cell in Wichitaw prison.
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