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You have reached the foot hill of the mountains.
You are most welcome
More than worthy
.

Wednesday 2 February 2011

Tsunami.

Tsunami

I went to bed with
your skanky ear plugs
sticking out
and now
did i do something wrong
there gone
and theres this funny feeling
under my tummy
so i picked
at the dust in the bowl
of my innie
eurgh gross
out corn pops
something so lemon cake
mouldy milk in the water fountain
smelly
burnt smoke waffle hair jelly
the cheese left behind a radioator
festering stench
of wet dog
belly button dust
tsuanmi
toon town
roger rabbits
army
thevye had
to shake and vack
evacuate
quarantine
holborn city
close down the public library
and call back the tropical diseases team
from catchy catchy spider monkey
you smell worse than
a guinea pigs
bum on the chin
of a greebo
who hasnt brushed
his teeth
or shaved
for six years
explain yourself or itll be the dip drip drip drip

barked a wax work looking man in a long coat of leather
with dark black tallow hat to match
this was no faceless yellow alien
i replied in a trance
its billies plugs
they plopped inside my ears
down the lug hole
skanking it easy
it was going all easy skanky
until i felt a sudden
toonrifficly queezy
breath, breathe in the air
cloud bursting skittles
lightning strikes
i didnt pull a whitey
i pulled a big fat momma of a hippotamuss
massive greeney
blank out
green wash
shipwrecked
and threw up
or least i think i did
because it began as a dry wretch
before a river of sick
then all around
my friends and the crowd that had gathered
daffy mickey donald goofy
looked
starting off in my hand
then oozing between the gaps in my fingers
the slop dribbling patches down my legs
where two
yellow on green
ear plugs
a jammy dodger
a chocolate bourbon
a bit of mash potato
with ketchup
a piece of toast
and one pee
came to rest
skanking it easy
caught between
the pavement
in toon town
holborn city
by the black boots
of judge doom
whos gut curdling voice
rose to the sky
weazles bring the dip
its time to stich this twit of a twoo in two
kiss your beloved toon town bye bye

no no
one
not the dip!
two
drip drip
it was too late
cheerio
thats all folks
plop
my innie my sick and i
melted melted melted
like a single piece of dairy milk
in a bowl of hot porridge
no more licking ice cream in the sun
ninenty nine red dream baloons floating by
doom turned me into a pot of sticky glue
that zordrack the king of nightmares
reincarnated as a trap
urp gore
urp gore
i wanted to give out
dream stones
bleeding
now im stuck to the floor
hurting the ones i love
with four paws
catching rats
woof woof
miaow miaow
am i a dog, moo a cat or a cow

splish wish
your a fish
im a fish
a fish
or a rat
bibbidy bobbidy boo
thats right
morning glory
dory story
your a
wish bone rat fish
and dont you ever forget it

uh oh

p sherman wallabee drive sydney
just keep swimming just keep swimming
to the beach
bicksie clop
pure sands
white smoke
warmth beneath your feet
wish bone rat fish
splinters island
drinks at
the cannery
wicked like candle wick
blatantly
toats
blates
totally

play it blister finger
geo the neo
yah yah yah
party at
ground zero
hay hay hay hay haaaay
whack a do whack a day
please do not fear cause fishbone is here to say say what?
just have a good time the stop sign is far away

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