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Once upon a time on the planet they call Earth, before the increase in popularity for shortening phrases, saying the whole phrase was the in thing, access to this forgotten knowledge is why it is known in hitch-hiker folk lore that the expression make a mean cup of tea,
ReplyDeleteas in "she makes a mean cup of tea"
or, "I can make a mean cup of tea"
Did in fact used to be, make a mean cup of tea friendly.
There are even a small amount of die hard fanatical's, usually gap toothed and bearded, like all true prophets, who at great lengths try to convince the population of the planet earth, usually by holding signs and shouting
that the phrase in its most purest form actually includes one more word, the word turn and in its entirety should be pronounced
make a mean cup of tea turn friendly,
In some of the furthest out there hitch-hiking circles there is talk of a legendary enchantress who creates bands of colourful wool out of Koala stars, which she then sends out one by one to hitch-hikers, for them to wear on their wrists, a bit like watches but so much better, for these woollen bracelets are in fact Koala tea cosy's, and with such bracelets from the stars upon their wrists it means wherever they go the hitch-hikers can give tea cups cosy tea hugs,
They say that long ago it was written by lightning in the language of the Mayan people upon the surface of the earth in the Nascar desert “tea cups need hugs just like you and me”,
These strange inter stellar explorers if you listen to their wily talk will go on to tell you that it is by the power of the koala wool, that any mean cups the hugs encounter are turned friendly, important work as it thereby restores balance and harmony to the galaxy and has the added benefit of making the universe an altogether brighter place.
Of course most sensible hitch-hikers look down on this sort of superstitious talk as poppy cock, or at most an imaginative fairy tale, the enchantress that makes koala wool, a children's story, they're most probably right, in all my travels I’ve never encountered any of these so called hitch-hikers, coloured bracelets made from koala wool on their wrist’s, who giving hugs to tea cups turn mean ones friendly.
does anyone else in the world do this, yeah blatant, like say someone says - whoa where have my keys gone that's weird they were here a minute ago, it makes me sing this
ReplyDeleteping a ling!