Yippee Calloo Callay!

You have reached the foot hill of the mountains.
You are most welcome
More than worthy
.

Monday 3 May 2010

Doctors Notes.

Doctors Notes

Subject 113 the radiator:

On Tuesday the 3rd 1973 Subject 113 somehow managed to acquire a lighter. Holding the lighter in his left hand Subject 113 flicked on the lighters gas with his thumb simultaneously turning the flint which created a spark that combined with the lighters gas to make a flame. With his thumb held down on the gas Subject 113 took the flame in his left hand to a note pad stuck on the edge of Subject 117’s small wooden table. The note pad was yellow about 25cmx15 and lined in green, it had three words written upon it. Good ideas only. Followed by an exclamation mark.
Subject 113 hesitated. Holding the flame about an inch away from the bottom right hand corner of the yellow note with its green lines until the pads corner began to blacken. At this point I wondered what must be going through Subject 113’s mind, if only there was I way to step inside another’s brain and hear their inner thoughts. I was drawn out of my musing's when Subject 113 took the flame the remaining inch and held it there until the yellow notepad its green lines and the three words for Good ideas only burst into flames.
With the asylum burning down all around us I took I another sip of camomile tea and remarked to Dr Sweetlace that it would be wise for us to clean our shoes and acquire for Subject 113 once we had rounded up all the lunatics and put them back in their cages a bleeding key.

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